I Heart J’onn Jonzz

Joan J’onzz

On this Valentine’s Day, here are seven reasons why I love the Manhunter from Mars.

  1. J’onn’s fashion sense makes comics nerds look coordinated.
  2. Ability to transfer his consciousness into his hand makes for a great parlor trick.
  3. He loves Oreos, just like me.
  4. Could kick the butts of any other green superhero or villain.
  5. Disturbingly attractive as a woman.
  6. Looks good in the red cross-your-heart man-bra.
  7. He’s from frickin’ Mars!

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