Archive for May, 2008

Things You Don’t Want to Hear Before a Colonoscopy

May 21, 2008, 4:26 pm

Today, I had a colonoscopy, and while prepping for it, I kept thinking about things that the doctor could say that would make me really nervous when going under for the procedure:

"Wow, nice ass!"
"Let’s see if the resident can do it right this time…"
"Fine, Kutner, do your colonoscopy. Thirteen, Foreman, let’s get a brain biopsy."
"Dr [...]

Miracle Monday 2008

May 19, 2008, 3:53 pm

Almost forgot that Miracle Monday was upon us!

"Shortly before four in the afternoon on the third Monday in the month of May, the people of the city of Metropolis learned the meaning of joy. They had no explanation for this feeling, and there were gaps in their knowledge of what had gone on in [...]