Today, I had a colonoscopy, and while prepping for it, I kept thinking about things that the doctor could say that would make me really nervous when going under for the procedure:

"Wow, nice ass!"
"Let’s see if the resident can do it right this time…"
"Fine, Kutner, do your colonoscopy. Thirteen, Foreman, let’s get a brain biopsy."
"Dr [...]

Almost forgot that Miracle Monday was upon us!

"Shortly before four in the afternoon on the third Monday in the month of May, the people of the city of Metropolis learned the meaning of joy. They had no explanation for this feeling, and there were gaps in their knowledge of what had gone on in [...]

Kinda sorta.

Nightwing on Saturday Night Live

Instead of doing my own resolutions (yeah, yeah, more blogging, less weight, the usual), I thought I’d ask various comic characters what their resolutions will be.

Peter Parker
"I resolve to finally ask that Mary-Jane girl to marry me. What could possibly go wrong? "
Martian Manhunter
"I resolve to actually stay on a team longer than a week. [...]

Yes. A LOLCAT. I’ve jumped the shark.