Today, I had a colonoscopy, and while prepping for it, I kept thinking about things that the doctor could say that would make me really nervous when going under for the procedure:

"Wow, nice ass!"
"Let’s see if the resident can do it right this time…"
"Fine, Kutner, do your colonoscopy. Thirteen, Foreman, let’s get a brain biopsy."
"Dr [...]

I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately, some good, some not so good. None really deserve a whole post, but here’s some mini-reviews.

The Good
The Bourne Ultimatum: Wow, a trilogy of movies that’s good from the first to the third. You don’t see that often enough. This is an action move done right.

Justice League: New [...]

Another year, another Zombie Easter. For background, you can see what I did in 2007 (a bad Zombie Easter year), and in 2006 (a much better year). Each year, I celebrate the most famous zombie of all: Jesus. This year, I’ll be doing the following:

Watching Resident Evil in HD. Zombies and Milla! I know it [...]

Yeah yeah yeah, Blu-Ray has likely won. It doesn’t matter to me, too much, since I have a PS3 and a HD-DVD player. It’s not like my Star Trek and Heroes season sets will suddenly stop working, and I’ll still be able to watch Serenity and Forbidden Planet in HD whenever I want. And I [...]

Sunshine is another of the "Must Save the World" epics, in the same vein as The Core, When Worlds Collide, and Armageddon. This time, a crew of astronauts must, I kid you not, restart the sun. Let me give you a little time to digest the silliness of that. Spoilers Ho!

If you can’t find silliness [...]