Today, I had a colonoscopy, and while prepping for it, I kept thinking about things that the doctor could say that would make me really nervous when going under for the procedure:
"Wow, nice ass!"
"Let’s see if the resident can do it right this time…"
"Fine, Kutner, do your colonoscopy. Thirteen, Foreman, let’s get a brain biopsy."
"Dr [...]
